Feb 28, 2011

Opinions

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion
Nonexistent God thinks that Nonexistent God should finance Nonexistent God.

Written by Nonexistent God

Feb 20, 2011

Prophecies

Prophecy

Right before the very beginning of December 21st, 11:11AM, 2012 all space and death that exists and has ever existed in the entire Creation will be completely filled with water, sound and light until one thousand years go by and then all space and death that exists and has ever existed in the entire Creation will come back to haunt God and then all space and death that exists and has ever existed in the entire Creation will eternally be completely filled with water, sound and light at the speed of the fastest water current that exists and has ever existed in the entire Creation, at the speed of sound, at the speed of wind and at the speed of light.

God will sit at the Barracuda bar and then consecrate God to and invoke the Spirit of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryce_Dallas_Howard at the speed of the fastest water current that exists and has ever existed in the entire Creation, at the speed of sound, at the speed of wind and at the speed of light. Then http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryce_Dallas_Howard will sit next to God at the bar and they will talk to each other at the speed of the fastest water current that exists and has ever existed in the entire Creation, at the speed of sound, at the speed of wind and at the speed of light.

Written by God

December 21st, 11:11AM, 2012

http://www.december212012.com/

Feb 18, 2011

Nonexistent God has, is and will eternally interpret Nonexistent God

Nonexistent God has, is and will  eternally interpret Nonexistent God at the speed of the fastest water current that exists and has ever existed in the entire Creation, at the speed of sound, at the speed of wind and at the speed of light.

Written by Nonexistent God

Feb 13, 2011

Fishing Nonexistent God

Wait until Nonexistent God begins to feel hungry and thirsty
Walk naked and directly dives under the nearest water that exists in the Creation
Finds the nearest underwater life form that has the natural ability to breathe oxygen from water that exists in the Creation and eats it alive and raw

Written by Nonexistent God

Feb 12, 2011

When Nonexistent God will have completely defeated all space and death

Nonexistent God will have completely defeated all space and death that exists and has ever existed in the entire Creation and begin eating http://dashdiet.org/ and start Pearl hunting or pearl diving when all space and death that exists in the entire Creation is completely filled with water, sound and light.

Written by Nonexistent God